Shrikes: birds that save dead animals for later by piercing them with thorns.
Kenna, Margo, and Kevin: three people who save weird shit for later via this blog (like the rice that's stuck in your goddamn hipster stache)
Sunday, June 14, 2009
HEY
HEY GUYS HEY GUYS
we should expand our following base our "fellowship" if you will. as much as i appreciate our two followers. (i don't, actually) (just kidding)
Kenna: somewhat holier-than-thou creep from Texas, which she always wants to call "the land down under." She is a general academic failure, enjoys long walks on railroads (fuck the beach), touching things she's not supposed to, drinking 40s with her eyes closed at the speed of sound, hindi pop, and making her music taste more pretentious (lollerskates).
Margo: dating a 37 year old pedophile, both are from Ohio (the land of microwaved infants). Wants to major in IA, commonly known as the major that will turn you into a major (haha, get it? major!) asshole. She enjoys squinty-eyed cats, hardcore freaky sex, taking baths in decaf chai tea, rubbing aloe on burned skin, and foreign children.
Kevin: aforementioned 37 year old pedophile. He was blinded by Japanese bonsai tree fetish pornography at the tender age of 13, and has enlisted the Great Eye of Sauron (lidless, wreathed in flame: you know of what I speak) to help him scour the interweb for even more fucked up shit. He aspires to be every single character from the Itty Bitty Titty Committee when he grows up.
i'm kind of amazed you didn't make the pun that our following base would be our "followship". it seems so natural!
ReplyDeletehow do you even view who follows this blog, anyway?
it is true, though -- the masses need to know about our hard work and awesome
two people follow this blog.
ReplyDeletemy exgf maisha and my FAVORITE PERSON ethan.
MOAR, WE MUST HAVE MOAR
also, "followship" isn't suitable for the required LOTR picture.
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