Shrike People

2011-10-09T11:30:00.003-07:00

hey this blog is like three years old which means if it were a human it could walk AND talk.

FUCK YOU GUYS

2010-01-17T00:49:00.000-08:00

2009-11-28T03:05:00.001-08:00

HEY.

2009-11-12T01:32:00.000-08:00

let's get this thing moving again.

WINKERS™

2009-08-21T10:09:00.000-07:00

Go for it! Go for it! Go for it!

waaaaaaah

2009-08-12T23:56:00.000-07:00

oh dear god no

2009-08-11T20:58:00.001-07:00

more gems of today:

медведи, дельфины, мировые лидеры. OH MY.

2009-07-24T18:09:00.000-07:00

The last one looks like Christopher Walken.

Sun Vagina Monster of Doom

2009-07-24T13:29:00.000-07:00

Quite certainly the second most terrifying inflatable vagina you will encounter anytime soon.

Poochare

2009-07-21T21:43:00.000-07:00

It's dog food. It's now.

Summer Memories

2009-07-09T11:26:00.000-07:00

That's what yours were like, right?

via awkwardfamilyphotos

EDIT:

seriously, just go look at the whole damn site. I've spent the last hour dying of the laughs.

So, so, so bad-good.

2009-07-01T18:46:00.000-07:00

Kreationism for Kids!

2009-06-29T23:06:00.001-07:00

GET IN MY BED

2009-06-20T12:36:00.001-07:00

best of craigslist > boston > I HAVE SNACKS GET IN MY BED Originally Posted: Sat, 28 Mar 21:29 EDT

I HAVE SNACKS GET IN MY BED

Date: 2009-03-28, 9:29PM EDT

I HAVE CHIPS AND CANDY AND MY BED AND IM SO TIRED BUT YOU SHOULD COME SPOON ME

COME HERE
IN MY BED
WE CAN LISTEN TO SWELL MAPS
AND
PLEASE BE PRETTY

IM OKAY LOOKING

NO BOANING
DONT EVEN THINK ABOUT IT

UNLESS I FALL IN LOVE WITH YOU SOMEDAY, BUT NOT NOW.

T ACCESSABLE
I HAVE A BATHROOM
SNACKS

WOOF WOOF (DOGS OKAY)
PURR PURR (CATS OKAY TOO!)

BRING BEER ALSO

UM

MAYBE MORE SNACKS. NOTHING CHEESY

UM

BYE

Location: JP
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

PostingID: 1096925002

buhhhhhhhhnngngng

2009-06-20T12:17:00.001-07:00

kbye

THE AXOLOTLS-THEY'RE COMING

2009-06-19T13:18:00.001-07:00

Really, how could you not want one of these?

WINK ;)

2009-06-16T20:21:00.000-07:00

me neither, rpattz

2009-06-15T21:25:00.000-07:00

I thought I'd share with you my steadily-growing collection of RPattz GIFs.

HEY

2009-06-14T21:10:00.001-07:00

HEY GUYS
HEY GUYS

we should expand our following base
our "fellowship" if you will.
as much as i appreciate our two followers.
(i don't, actually)
(just kidding)

suggestions?

You thought you were safe in your brightly-colored bouncy castle of delights?

2009-06-14T18:29:00.001-07:00

Think again!

www.rideaccidents.com

Yes, I am indulging my morbid side today.

Also,

oh my god

2009-06-14T17:29:00.000-07:00

I will admit to posting a Craigslist ad. Here. http://westernmass.craigslist.org/w4w/1205824024.html

As you can tell, it's not very serious.

I got THIS REPLY.

It's long. But worth it? Hilarious parts in bold.

"Hi Broke College Student..... First of all let me say that I appreciate your desires for a female and understand your feelings somewhat. I'm an older dad type who'd like to offer you this email to peruse over and see if anything would fit your desires ... I'm thinking that maybe a pleasure fee would help you out a little :) and I'm NOT looking to get into your panties at all.

Also as a side note, I have rented a room to college students for about 8 years and 3 of them were lesbians. I found them to be considerate, fun and very happy with their friends. NO!! I didn't get involved as I respect everyone's lifestyle, but just put this in for your reference. If you'd like to take a little break from things and relax, then this may appeal to you. You read and decide. No push, no pressure, just some time to openly relax, chill and forget about "everything". YES!! I'll say this up front, I'm a lot older than you're looking for (never mind the different gender)but also I have the patience and respect for you as a person...NOT looking to "get in your pants, panties (depends on your fem "gender") or other sexual things, that guys are looking for ...

Please read this through and find out if you could enjoy an evening where YOU are the center of attention, but don't have to reciprocate at all - and can totally relax and enjoy yourself.

OK, here's my email.

I'm an older, learning, Dom type of guy who's into the pleasure aspect of things.

This is a very safe scene with some self-exploration for you which will result in "hot fun". I was also brought up to respect women. If you read this email and picture yourself as the center of attention - NOT having to worry about anything - you'll find your mind will reach into depths of pleasure you haven't delved into lately.

Some things can be done with "sensual" feelings AND in a respectable manner; this is one of them. I'm NOT looking to hit on you directly, but to build a night of "pleasurable fun" with toys for you.

Toys are popular with females and you'll be well pleasured over a vibrator gently placed on your privates. I've had several discreet sessions with younger females along these lines - very well respected and respect your desires/limits also. I'm discreet, clean, and provide a safe, consensual atmosphere to play in.

Your laying on a comfortable massage table (light blanket covering you) and have been gently massaged for about an hour...a vibrator is placed on your mound. I guide your hands so you can work it yourself - with the sensual massage, you'll be in a very receptive mood.

A little lube and you're ready for pleasure...Cotton in your ears will decrease the background noise so you'll hear your OWN SOUNDS of pleasure more. I'll caress your neck, hair line, cheeks, upper breast area...a warm start.

I have 15 of the most popular toys that females use. More than your average girls variety. E. G. have you used multiple vibrators at the same time? have you used them on another female? have you been fitted for a strap-on lately? More!!

The idea here is to have an exploratory time utilizing toys: "relaxing" with yourself for an evening. A night devoted to your body absorbing pleasures created by you and your mind feeling the effects of very hot, orgasmic/pleasurable fun. YES!! Fun!!

I'm NOT looking for any reciprocation, so you can relax and get super comfortable. A nice shower/your body rubbed down with Victoria Secrets bath lotion, massage, have the private use of toys (no stress, no interruptions) just your own safe & consensual evening of exploration.

OK. How does this get accomplished? First of all I don't do drugs, smoke or drinking scenes nor any dive motels. Not sure where you are on this, but we can chat about it if the interest level results.

Reply back with your curiosities and we'll build some chat session around them.

YOUR privates will definitely be very warmed at your progress during the evening. Nice slow beginning with "clitoral" stimulants and then work into dual purpose vibes that add a little penetration at the same time. You'll progress at your own pace towards the evenings goal of; "multiple, pleasurable EXPERIENCES".

We'll start the evening with lunch, then a nice hotel. You can view the toys: play with them a little while your dressed... this will be the start of your body desires taking over (trust me here)... when your leaning back in a chair, and place a vibe over your privates it won't be long - you'll want more "playing".

I'm real, I'm respectable like you are and this is set up for your pleasure. Remember, I'm not looking to be your "end all" lover. Just having YOU be the center of pleasurable affection for an evening.

Sorry for the length here: I was looking to reach a comfort level with you now. Your thoughts are welcomed to make this very real, very soon.
Thanks & Good luck, Richard

Well, that's the adventure if you can be tempted to explore a little. Once your trust level builds, relaxation sets in and you're able to chill and know that I'm there to amplify your pleasures - the fun level really ratchets up a lot.

I'm serious on this as you are serious about your ad. Your safety is my first consideration. You'll find that I'm quite different than the average "older guy". I get along very well with younger ladies because of my respect for your opinions, limitations and respect different life styles.

My goal is the pleasure aspects of this that you'll enjoy. Yes!! kinda different - but it works very well.

The reward to you is...it's all for you. Besides many girls would be glad to have someone who would have attention for them but they (you) don't have to worry about any reciprocation... Kinda like what you're proposing here (only with a female - and I can respect that very much)... Well I'm real like you are and who know's; life takes many different turns.

Also I'm not a sugar daddy and NOT looking for a "street girl" - just thought this may be a different way to have some fun, for the both of us. Get away from life's routine for a night. OK, I've ranted enough. R"

Oh my god, oh my god? Oh my god.

OH DEAR FREAKIN GOD

2009-06-03T20:06:00.000-07:00

some look actually kind of happy!

This is what my attic looks like too

2009-05-17T04:54:00.000-07:00

Neverland Ranch had an auction. Everything's gotta go, and this is what it looks like. Michael Jackson had some awesome-ass shit, and now you can too!

LAST. FM IS CLEARLY ON DRUGS

2009-05-05T20:04:00.000-07:00

The future will be awesome.

2009-05-03T23:57:00.000-07:00

Hajime Sorayama knows where it's at.

time for more youtube!

2009-04-27T15:07:00.000-07:00

EVERYTHING IS TERRIBLE

these are supposedly dogs

2009-04-27T13:23:00.001-07:00

it's time for some mother fucking youtube

2009-04-25T01:56:00.000-07:00

how i roll

2009-04-19T16:52:00.001-07:00

Oldschool Pron Engravings

2009-04-19T16:27:00.000-07:00

the good old days -- back when porn took skill, guys didn't know how to draw boobs, little kids stood around and watched you fuck, and some people just happened to have goat legs

I HATE THEM

2009-04-19T14:14:00.001-07:00

I HATE THE FUCKING GIANT ISOPODS, Y U RUIN MY LIFE KEVIN?

shit son

2009-04-19T01:22:00.000-07:00

oh

my

fucking

god

GOPHER RAGE

2009-04-18T21:38:00.000-07:00

we are all fucked.

so uncomfortable

2009-04-18T21:13:00.000-07:00

The third photo makes me want to die.

Things were better back then

2009-04-18T02:26:00.001-07:00

NIPPLE. TWEAK.

NAKED. BABY. WITH. A. SIX. PACK.

SLOTHS

2009-04-17T23:16:00.000-07:00

I

AM

FUCKING

TERRIFIED

OF

SLOTHS

number two

2009-04-16T20:28:00.000-07:00

Don't worry guys, I'm about to fix everything.

Ceiling Cat Is...

2009-04-14T21:35:00.000-07:00

religious?

BACK THE FUCK UP.

2009-04-14T00:39:00.000-07:00

gay slurs aside, i kind of fucking love these motherfuckin' food ads.

DID YOU KNOW

2009-04-13T21:35:00.000-07:00

that Margo can't pronounce the word "wolf?" She says "woof." She is undergoing extensive speech therapy.

Vodka shots with Funfetti frosting as the chaser might be the least classy thing ever.

i see wat u did there

2009-04-13T20:53:00.000-07:00

MOAR

2009-04-13T19:13:00.001-07:00

omg hax

2009-04-13T19:09:00.000-07:00

We need a place on the interweb to place our fucking stupid collection of photos that make us laugh inanely. So we made a blog. Shrikes are birds that collect previously live animals and adorn their thorn trees with pierced corpses, we thought it was appropriate, this blog is our figurative thornbush kthxbye

It's Caturday

2009-04-13T18:42:00.000-07:00